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Cloudy and cold with scattered hales of brimstone in the morning followed by plagues of locusts in the afternoon. Temperatures should reach a high of 480 degrees kelvin by mid-day, then gradually taper off to the approximate boiling point of mercury. Mass death is expected. Tomorrow; sunny and pleasant.  Home |