Welcome to the Smalltown Music Page As you may well know, Smalltown is not only a dandy place to call home but also a musical ensemble, consisting of the town's entire population. From time to time, people ask us questions such as: "Exactly why are you guys in the music business anyway?", and "Approximately when did you get started?, and "Precisely what in the HELL do you think you're doing?". To which, we usually answer: "we don't know!". However, having been in the music business for some time now, we have created a number of musical products which we shall be making available to you, the lucky general public through this site. Among these are: Patrick Smith's CD: The Winter Concerto Ken Sick's Children's Album: Songs for Hippos Patrick's Christmas CD: Yet Another Christmas Album Patrick's web-searchable MUSIC LIBRARY available from WAVEWORKS.NET The Hard Luck Cafe | Town Hall | Kwikky-Kleen Car Wash and Pet Care Center | WRFS - Radio Free Smalltown | Lake Hairball Mall Smith for President 2000 | Warm Wad o' Fat Bill Gates in Hell | Ask Mr. Computer Dude | Shameless Marketing Page Home