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News! Pat is happy to announce the birth of his first granddaughter. Milla was born on Feb 3, at around 4:30am. She is the daughter of Pat's son; Ian, and his wife Heather. Mother, daughter and Dad are doing fine. Not so sure about granddad yet!

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